districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I made myself a bowl of cereal today. As I went to put the milk back in the fridge, I thought, “Wait a minute. That’s not where the milk goes.” And then I thought, “Wait an additional minute. That totally is where the milk goes.” It seems my brain was angry at me for almost putting the milk in the pantry every time, so it was like, “Well, fine! That’s where it goes now! Geez!”
Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.
Emily has the power to become invisible. Additionally, she has a staggering strength, but she must speak words of power to do so. Emily possesses the power to transform fluid into air and she has the power to view distant locations with her mind. She is able to deflect gravitic pulses and she developed the talent to block flame and deflect them against multiple assailants. Emily has been known to change shape into a bird and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from suffocation and redirect it toward a single enemy. Unfortunately, Emily is deathly afraid of germs.
FUCK YE— wait germs what
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no
Matt developed the talent to make men appear from nowhere. Additionally, he possesses the power to transform any imp into an owl and he is able to force women to flee. Matt owns a bizarre attractiveness and he displays all of the powers and talents of a turtle. Also, he can transform his body into silver, however only while carrying his medallion. Matt lords over a set of parrots and he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from radiation and redirect it toward a distant area. Tragically, Matt is deathly afraid of rabbits.
Andrew can become camouflaged. Additionally, he developed the talent to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his intelligence. Tragically, Andrew is deathly afraid of cockroaches.
accurate.
Catty resists antagonists with a savage array of spikes made from fire. Additionally, it has been known to spin like a whirlwind and it is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Catty has the power to cause its foes to become unable to see machines, however only in bright light. It battles attackers wielding a toxic energy blade, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Catty is able to read the memories of others and it can change shape into a grue, but this power fades when it is knocked unconscious. It also has mastered the ability to make duplicates of itself. Sadly, Catty is deathly afraid of lions.
hot
Rebecca rides an amazing truck into battle. She likewise has a reputation for an exceptional ability to regenerate and she can create dust out of thin air. Rebecca owns an awesome sense of smell and she is able to communicate with fish from a distance. She has been known to view distant locations with her mind. Shamefully, Rebecca is especially vulnerable to fluid-based attacks.
Cool sure why not
Robert wrangles with antagonists using a terrible dagger made from steel. He also is able to force sloths to run in fear and he has been known to levitate to far-off planets. Robert can spin like a whirlwind and he has learned to hurl psychic blasts from his arrangement of nails toward a single assailant. Additionally, he has been known to cause his rivals to become horribly disfigured and he has the power to block bullets and deflect them in a field around himself. Lamentably, Robert takes harm from exposure to fluid.
All of the fluid problems!
Maclain displays a stupendous ability to see the past, but this power only lasts two days at a time. Additionally, he wrangles with adversaries with a frightening proboscis made from rock, however never in summer. Maclain possesses the power to make dinosaurs appear from nowhere and he has learned to copy the mental attributes of his rivals, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He also has been known to confuse the thinking of an opponent and he is able to change shape into a fly. Maclain has mastered the ability to transform ice into physical matter and he has the ability to levitate through the vacuum of space. Tragically, Maclain suffers from being slow.
THESE POWERS ARE AMAZI— wait. Slow? Excuse me.
I’ve realized recently that I’m going to be a terrible husband. I never seem to remember important dates. That is, I know what date things take place on, but I never know when those dates actually are. I’ll know that my anniversary is on the 21st of January or whatever, but as I’m writing this, I have no idea of what day it is or what date it is today.
nuke em’ in my ass.
Beautiful Mourning in my ass.
Something must’ve crawled up there and died, guise.
Theo’s name means: 1) A kinda shady guy… 2) Probably homo.
Well fuck it figured me out
Brooke’s name means: 1) A very charming person. 2) A failure of a human.
nailed it
Teryn’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Can’t read the atmosphere.
oh no
Well, I got 1) Winning at Life 2) A Special Kind of Hipster
So it’s not always accurate. XD
Maclain’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) To watch porn all day.
Only one of these is true. I’ll leave it to you guys to guess which.
